Deliver Us From Swedish Furniture

Not an earthquake, just an espresso too many

Espresso sir, certainly, would you like heart palpatations and breathing problems with that? As reported on the Beeb, Ms Willis, while working at her father’s sandwich shop, downed 8 double Espressos. After finding herself laughing and crying she started getting breathing problems and was taken to hospital where it was confirmed she had suffered a caffeine overdose. When asked about it she said ‘I didn’t realise they were doubles’ well I guess the normal response of ’someone spiked my drink’ is a bit tricky in a coffee shop, so she went for the other excuse…..yes, not realising they were doubles. How many time did you use that one after the quick trip to A&E/making a mess of the bathroom floor/suffering hangover from hell…it’s good to see the old ones are still being used