Deliver Us From Swedish Furniture

Hot Sex? Maybe not quite that hot though…

You have got to feel sorry for these guys. It’s your first time, so you’ve planned it down to the last detail - you’ve got your best lingerie, soft music is playing, candles are burning…as are the curtains, the rest of the room and in fact pretty much the entire house!! If this wasn’t bad enough, you then get pictures of yourselves, naked, in amongst the wreckage of the house, published in one of the country’s biggest papers. It’s true, you do never forget your first time……