Deliver Us From Swedish Furniture

For God’s sake drive carefully

I must admit I was never much of a believer until now, but I can only guess that experts have recently decoded more ancient, biblical texts that appear to predict the arrival of cars and given words of advice in the usage of them, how else can you explain this?

 As part of this it says ‘Thou shall not consider a car an object of personal glorification or use it as a place of sin.’ So that will spell the end of Pope-mobile then….