Deliver Us From Swedish Furniture

Oh you mean *that* black Lamborghini roadster…..

It’s good to see that wherever you go in the world those nice sports stars do a great job of driving like we do when we get behind the wheel of our Lamborghinis. The only difference is that when we get to drive a Lambo we are playing Grand Theft Auto. However, like me, I am sure you drive carefully in GTA too, stopping at all stop signs, letting old ladies cross the road, just like Lance Briggs does in real life, so when a Black Lambo registered to an NFL Linebacker appears wrapped around a telegraph pole one night with no driver or any theft filed, there must be a sensible explanation?

I am sure he would never drive like an idiot late at night. I’m sure he has learnt well from Price Naseem crashing his Mercedes McLaren leaving a man near paralysed and getting put away for a few years or, even more recently, the tragic death of the 19 year old QPR striker Ray Jones and several others in a car crash this weekend. I’m sure that the huge amounts of adoration and money thrown at them from an early age has not made any one of them think they are invincible or above the law in any way, shape or form……