Metallica – Music to blow yourself up to?
My fears have been put to rest, I know that my country is safe from any foreign incursion. OK, so they let a guy on parole back to Paikstan for training in terrorism, but according to this article, they did stop James Hetfield at customs for his ‘Taliban like beard’.
In fact this was pretty smart, they had done their research and watched ‘Some kind of monster’ (or as it is better known around these parts ‘Some kind of Girl’s Blouse’) they knew they would only be able to work on their plan for 4 hours per day and would not be able to even discuss it while Mr. Hetfield wasn’t there, so by arresting him, the rest of the Jihadicca boys would not be able to plan their evil suicidal ego plot on the world. As it turns out the evil Live Earth organisers were too smart and had Metallica not been able to make it to Live Earth, they had backup in the suicidal ego plan in Razorlight.
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Hi there – thanks for your input on the controversy surrounding James Hetfield’s facial hair. We’ve quoted your comments as part of our “Everybody’s Talking About…” section on SPIN.com – you can check it out here: http://www.spin.com/features/everybodystalkingabout/2007/07/070711_hetfield/
SPIN.com / July 17th, 2007, 9:02 am / #
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