Deliver Us From Swedish Furniture

Police have been busy with these floods, looters, people vandalising and ’sullying’ the emergency water storage, but top of the list is the crack down on the phantom Channel 4 bum pincher….. Read the rest of this entry »

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Most people usually wait until they are onboard before tucking into the complimentary drinkies, however Astronauts need to get that bit higher so they like to start early according to this.

Now this does make sense. I have a very good friend of mine that is utterly convinced that man never walked on the moon, it was just some hoax knocked up in a Hollywood backlot. Read the rest of this entry »

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So there you are curled up in bed, with a warm, fluffy cat beside you, life’s good……well what’s left of it if it’s this cat.
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OK, whoever this fella is, he has too much time on his hands and too many screws loose….and something against Beans.

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Yes, this is what it looks like, 1500 inmates in a a Phillippine prison practising the steps to Thriller…..I wish I could think of something pithy to write here, but words really do fail me!

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I found this here -

Press Assoc. - Monday, July 16 05:14 am
A British explorer braved sub-zero temperatures to become the first person to swim at the North Pole. Lewis Gordon Pugh took to the freezing waters in just his Speedo swimming briefs, cap and goggles to highlight the devastating impact of climate change on the natural world. It took him 18 minutes and 50 seconds to swim 1 kilometre (0.6 miles) in waters created by melted sea ice at temperatures of minus 1.8C (29F) - the coldest a human has swum in.

Are you thinking the same thing as me? ……..Speedos!

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This gave me the creeps - it’s bad enough getting flooded, but when this drives several spieces of spiders to weave themselves chutes and take off (they apparently float thousands of feet up) dropping down randomly where they think they can find a new home….. Read the rest of this entry »

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Quite!

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or Albequerque, in fact Joey Chestnut came from California to swallow 66 hotdogs in 12 minutes (that’s better than one every 11 seconds!) and depose the six-time winner Takeru Kobayashi and break his own world record in a swallow-off. Well, Mr Chestnut I think we should all doth our caps, or maybe unbutton our trousers, to you and your impressive but slightly disgusting feat of gluttony 

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Who really gives a toss about that spoilt brat, leave that to E! or something equally vapid, this is supposed to be news. Fire the other two idiots…

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