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Barak Obama in Alcohol and Schoolgirl Strippers shame….
Author: tulip
So according to the good old Beeb, Barak Obama’s extended familiy live in a small town west of London in the UK. In 1997 his half-sister got married and he came over for the wedding and was also invited along to the stag party. The first stop was the ‘Three Frogs’ pub, but after a few drinks and a change of venue to ‘The Rose’ pub things got a little more Read the rest of this entry »
read comments (0)South Western - too sexy to fly….
Author: tulip
Ahhh, South Western Airlines - the airline with a sense of humour, the fewest complaints and a nice line in fashion police. Yes that’s right, a woman was told she was not appropriately dressed to fly. Was she a member of the flight crew…nope. Was the dress really that short….nope. Can anyone think of any good reason why….er nope? You cannot believe that people can make this big a screw up in the public relations stakes can you….Oh, you can! Whoever was the cabin crew responsible for the decision, they messed up here and overstepped the mark, but it is a very strange job. There are not many jobs where on one hand you are totally subservient to the passengers wishes, while having to maintain authority.
Passengers expect you to serve them and cater to their every whim. OK, so maybe in the old days when ‘The Jetset’ meant something and planes were not glorified buses, but the attitude still remains in these days of no frills flying Read the rest of this entry »
Schools announce ‘We suck’
Author: tulip
This is one of those moments when you don’t know whether to laugh or cry. A school in Ohio has suspended a pupil who tricked the fans of their local rival school to hold up signs saying ‘We suck’….. So being very clever (either than or the other kids were remarkably dumb) and ingenious gets you punished, that’s one life lesson I think really needs to be taught. How about another one - Read the rest of this entry »
Chav Hunt - a bad thing apparently…..
Author: tulip
Don’t piss me off - or it’ll cost you £80
Author: tulip
This one was pretty funny, an American living in Peterborough was ‘advised’ by a warden (whatever one of those is!) that his t-shirt could cause offence or ‘incite violence’. So what did this shirt say - ‘The holocaust never happened’? ‘A Jihad on you and your clean shaven face’? ‘George W Bush is an intelligent, cultured, warm human being’? Read the rest of this entry »
